Me and Jessica's Poems...First One[Jess] Daisy is fat,[Me] You ate a rat,[Jess] No, a farm cat,[Me] That cat was a brat,[Jess] And it was fat. That's why I ate the cat![Me] Are you sure it wasn't flat?[Jess] It might of. The butt was flat, but the body was fat.[Me] Then it could have been a bat!Second One[Jess] I saw a man in a speedo. It had a butterfly.[Me] No way! You must have been told a lie.[Jess] Yep I saw a man in a speedo. And a man with a open fly![Me] Omg! Are you feeling fine? With a fly like that he could die![Jess] He waved at me and said hi,[Me] All I can say is Oh My![Jess] That man about died.[Me] Did you hit him with a pie?[Jess] Yep. Gotta go bye![Me] Bye! Remember not to die!